At 8:15 this morning my door buzzer rang. I looked out the window before I answered it and saw a UPS truck in the street so I answered it. Over the crappy speakers I heard something that sounded a bit like UPS, so I rang whoever it was in. A few seconds later I hear a soft knock at my door and answer it. Outside I discover a young man with two cups of coffee, leaning casually against my doorframe with a wicked glint in his eye. “Yes?” I say. He straightens up and looks at me sort of puzzled.

“Are you… is this… Uhm, are you expecting me?” He stammers.

“No.”

“Oh… uhm… I must have the wrong apartment. Sorry.” He turned and went back down the stairs dejectedly. Learn from this people… make sure you write down the address of your Craigslist hook-up correctly before you bother leaving the house!