As you probably have already noticed, MetroBlogging is having some major technical issues across all cities. Here’s the deal: Early this morning, deep in the bowels of Cheyenne Mountain, a bad power supply cable sent our servers into a tailspin. We are well aware of the potential problems this issue poses to world security, and rest assured that people at the highest levels of our government and the United Nations are coordinating with our leadership to fix the problem.

Seriously, though… All should be fine in a few hours. In the mean time, do some work. Your bosses will be happy.