metropoliTHOUGHTS: Subway Ads
So, like, what kind of MITCHUM MAN am I if I pretend to be sleeping while old ladies board the train looking to find a seat?
I mean, I hope they make a deodorant for a guy like that. I can’t afford to be both a jerkface AND stinky. Heavens no!
They would actually be doing us all a favor if they didn’t make a deodorant for people like that. That way we can avoid the jerks, who would be recognizable by their tell-tale odor.