There are two things this city has a lot of, and those two things are 1.) Attitude and 2.) Small Dogs. The Attitude seems pretty self explanatory, so let’s focus on the one that’s totally INexplicable, the dogs. Without fail, every time I go outside I pass a minimum of seventy to seventy-five people walking these miniature, often bug-eyed pooches down the street. I am baffled. What is going on here? Where is this seemingly endless supply of small dogs coming from? Where do they stay during the day? And most importantly, how are they created? My theory is that they are actually rats wearing toupees, but I could be wrong. If anyone has the answers to these questions, please let me know. I am literally staying awake at night pondering these pressing, pressing issues.