Sitting outside of Pommes Frites on Second Avenue one night this week, soaking up the gallery opening wine and subsequent drinks with some awesomely greasy fries and delicious mayonnaise/other sauces, my friend proclaims–a bit loudly–that “Guys Don’t Even Notice Whether You Shave (Down There) Or Not!”

A man passing by turns and says “Oh Yes They Do! Oh Yes They Do.”