That’s the title of the pamphlet a lady handed me on the street this morning as I was walking home from the bagel place. It’s all about how I’m a sinner and I need to repent.

Maybe I shouldn’t treat her proselytizing as a compliment, but I just redyed my hair, and I kind of like the idea that the pinkness makes me look sinful.

Anyway, according to the brochure, man’s most asked question is “How can I get to heaven?”

My most asked question (at least this morning) is “Why did she give me the ‘artwork for blacks’ version?”