Nature’s alarm clock
I wear ear plugs to sleep, because the kids in the apartment next door like to yell a lot early in the morning. This morning, the ear plugs didn’t help. My first thought of the day: “It sounds like somebody has a jackhammer right outside my window!”
I was wrong. It was two jackhammers. (The third guy only had a shovel.)

I SOO hope I end up down on williams street. The first order of business? Well… I’ll call for an end to city workers on my block. Just ice cream trucks and girls from the Fashion Institute. That’s it, no exceptions!
:)