Whipple’s World
Whipple’s eyebrows: WTF? Is this some ploy he uses to distinguish himself from all the other celebrity sycophants -er- “reporters”? And they just keep getting bigger. Seriously, I want to take a weedwacker to them. I should start carrying around scissors in the off chance that I might run into him on the street sometime. I will snip those bad boys. I will.
I once met George Whipple in person, but I didn’t try to trim his eyebrows. I was at the Z100 Jingle Ball (I had a free ticket, I swear) a few years ago, and after my friend pointed him out, I chased him down a backstage hallway so we could pose for a camera phone photo together. He was really nice about it, considering it was probably pretty obvious I was drunk.