The Drunk Couple I Affectionately Refer To As My Next Door Neighbors Strike Again!

The following is the note I left on my neighbor

11 Comments so far

  1. ~dana (unregistered) on November 16th, 2005 @ 5:23 pm

    not only am I laughing my ass off, but gothamist has called you out if that’s not some serious love, i don’t know what is.

  2. Michael Orell (unregistered) on November 16th, 2005 @ 6:39 pm

    Yeah – I saw that. though entirely accurate, my favorite part are the comparisons to a killer rapist.

  3. Word to Your Brother's Sister (unregistered) on November 17th, 2005 @ 12:32 am

    This is LOL funny. Well done. Hmmm…maybe you’re the brother I never had. Now if only I can get you to start saying “vile” with regular frequency (at least 42x per day) and the right intonation, there’ll be hope for you yet.

  4. ~dana (unregistered) on November 17th, 2005 @ 10:27 am

    yeah, the comparisons to Peter Braunstein are uncalled for. you are much cuter than he is.

  5. Anna (unregistered) on November 17th, 2005 @ 1:41 pm

    reason not to live on the UES: crazy neighbors.

  6. Paul (unregistered) on November 19th, 2005 @ 10:26 am

    You have to give us a follow-up if they respond.

  7. Err (unregistered) on January 29th, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

    So you posted this on their door huh? Not just on the internet, on their door right? Of course you’re not one of those passive, passive aggressive people that posts this to their blog, but neglects to actually inform the offender of their displeasure?

  8. Err (unregistered) on January 29th, 2006 @ 10:42 pm

    ooops, I meant, _your_ displeasure

  9. Michael Orell (unregistered) on January 30th, 2006 @ 9:58 am

    In the wake of The Smoking Gun’s investigation and subsequent Times’ pieces regarding the “accuracy” of my post entitled “The Drunk Couple…” I feel that I have been duped…by myself. I duped myself into duping my readers who don’t take too kindly to dupin’ and for that I apologize. I alone have cast a dupe-shaded shadow over the entire blogosphere. I think this entire episode (which has been very trying on my family and I) is a sad commentary on the state of blogging and will forever mar the “memoirist post” genre.

    Did I really post the note? You bet your cynical ass I did. I’ll do anything for comedy yo. You got to go the extra mile when your best joke is “jew walks into a bar…and he buys it.”

  10. anon (unregistered) on January 30th, 2006 @ 2:47 pm

    as someone who played the “darlene” role in a past relationship (in a house, though, not an apartment), i’d say stabbing should wait until after she tries antidepressants. i guess it’s harder to for a concerned neighbor to suggest that.

  11. neoconBob (unregistered) on February 5th, 2006 @ 1:47 pm

    Yep, sounds familiar…but probably not as bad as this guy ==>

    I hope you didn’t leave your name on your note. Big mistake! :)

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