Adventures in Elijahwood Pt.1

By nyc_michael
September 29th, 2005 @ 2:16 PM Uncategorized

A pretty girl with braids under her hat asked me if I was Elijah Wood last night. Yes, I replied, but still I resent the comparison. That doesn

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11 Comments so far

  1. lizbie (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 10:33 am

    reading through your posts. some intriguing stories. observation: some girl did a number on you

  2. Michael Orell (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 11:18 am

    Yeah, but she was just lashing out at me cos I killed her cat and slept with her sister. Then I killed her sister’s cat and all hell broke loose. What can I say, I’m a dog person.

  3. lizbie (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 12:46 pm

    cool-guy routine is fine for a public blog site. but i know who you really are

  4. Michael Orell (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 4:17 pm

    Me not being cool isn’t exactly unknown my dear.

  5. lizbie (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 4:32 pm

    you are a paper thin prince, my dear. nothing but smoke and mirrors, your “confidence” is translucent. lets talk about who’s responsible for this product of you we see before us

  6. shame (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 5:14 pm

    I know from where his shallowness springs.
    But blood binds me to secrecy.

    But believe me…this is a riddle that has no stump.

  7. ~dana (unregistered) October 3rd, 2005 5:55 pm

    this is the funniest shit ever. i can’t wait to read part 2. feel free to be as “shallow” as you see fit.

  8. Anna (unregistered) October 8th, 2005 6:23 pm

    you don’t look like elijah wood.

  9. Randomperson (unregistered) October 11th, 2005 5:53 pm

    Dungen is totally over. I saw them before you did. In fact, I saw them before you even heard about them.

  10. Elijah Dubs (unregistered) October 11th, 2005 6:32 pm

    Is this Dominic Monaghan? Why you tryin’ to blow up my spot D?

    And I knew about the Arctic Monkeys before you even knew where to catch the bandwagon.

  11. LORI (unregistered) January 16th, 2006 9:27 am

    I HATE U All He Is NOT GAY


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