My beard gets me on the radio

Beard thoughtThis afternoon while walking by the Whitney my beard was on the radio! My beard truly likes being on the radio, or in any spotlight type situation for that matter. A woman in a wheelchair who was sitting in a storefront with a microphone stopped me and asked me if my beard would answer some questions. (At least that’s what it heard!) She asked some generic “how long did it take to get to that length”, and “how do you eat” questions. My beard loves the attention and it was very nice to speak to someone nicely and respectfully. I often have people come up to me on the street and give me weird looks before asking with a sneer how long it took to grow that thing. Pleasant conversation is what a healthy beard desires.

3 Comments so far

  1. Melissa (nyc_melissa) on April 7th, 2008 @ 10:44 am

    Screw radio – that beard belongs on TV for the whole world to see! :)

    Has anyone ever asked if you’ve named your beard? I think you might need to – even if it’s just for MY sake. After all, I do carry pieces of your beard in my change purse & when someone asks what it is I can say – "Oh, this is …!".

  2. atom on April 7th, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

    Well, any name suggestions Melissa? Anyone? I think you can’t name your own beard. That’s just not Kosher!

  3. marisa on April 7th, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

    Your beard is glorious, Atom. I’d like to carry bits of it around for currency myself.

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