If you’ve been to a coffee shop in the East Village or Park Slope that accommodates baby strollers and the parents that go along with it, you’ve witnessed this.

Sad babies. Expressionless babies. Babies that you can smile and grin at and invitingly call that will maintain the dull, depressed, and often-times “too cool hipsterish” ignorant faces of their equally expressionless parents.

What the fuck is wrong with you parents? Smile at your children. It’s not cool to be expressionless. Smiling is GOOD. They’ll have enough time to be sad/depressed when they reach their hormonal teens.

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