Bad Children! Bad parents! Repent, for the end is near!
So, apparently two New Jersey girls tried to rappell down the side of their apartment building using torn bed sheets as ropes, and lo and behold, they got hurt in the process. (Go ahead and laugh–I did.)
That’s about the gist of the story right there, but what’s really fun is how the comments at NJ.com have devolved into a pissing match about parenting, family values, and the bible. Seriously.
There’s lots of stone throwing going on, and man is it fun for us sinners to read. Excuse me while I go get drunk, beat and molest my children, and push them out the window tied up in their bed sheets…
[image from here]