tighty whitey runners
Congratulations to today’s marathon runners! Today was your day, and you even got a shiny metallic sheet in compensation!
You know who else could have used the shiny metal sheet?
The guy stretching around 106th and Riverside Dr. Dude, I saw your WHOLE thing. Come on!
Also, the guy running on 65th and 1st. Yes, you, the one who was running in tighty whities. It made my eyes burn!