Walking around in Washington Square park is always a treat. But especially if you’re into recording podcasts ^[1].

There’s a plethora of great sound bites just waiting to be picked up. Luckily, I had brought along my new mic and got some amazing stuff.

What I did NOT record was the bicycle man, who came running over to the place I was seated and started screaming “the police stole my effing bike, they took it and then 3 police men gave me a blowjob, I got so hard, I’m so sorry that I’m hard,” he said as he grabbed his member.

He continued about blowjobs and bicycle theft for a while until everyone just ignored him enough that he left.

And after he did, right underneath the arch at Washington Square Park, I recorded a live acapella group singing “She’s only 16″ and well, it was just amazing.