stop confusing the tourists!
Tourists are annoying. They think that Times Square is like, the awesomest thing in the universe. They stare at the lights for hours, take thousands of photos (that will all turn out poorly), and block my speedy stride to work.
Usually, by the time I cross Broadway, I will have zigzagged past at least three midwestern families, all of whom seemed throughly confused about which direction they are walking. “Is this North?” “How do we get to the subway?” “Where is Hard Rock Cafe?”
As confused as these big-lights blinded folk are, we shouldn’t add to their confusion. That’s why I am really peeved at whoever covered up the 7 on this sign:
I hope you know that you have delayed my walk to work for a good three minutes with your selfish actions.