I wish I was talking about those uncomfortable Public Displays of Affection that we see all over the place, but I’m not. I actually would prefer to see some PDA.

Between yesterday and today, I actually felt my lunch come up.

Yesterday afternoon, I was on the 6 train heading uptown and sadly, my iPod ran out of battery life. Without anything to distract me, this is what I witnessed…

This couple from NJ hopped on at 14th Street to get to Farm Aid, and they stood next to this girl and her friend heading back home to the Bronx. One of the girls that was on her way back to the Bronx was holding a coconut in her hand and drinking the juice out of it. The guy from NJ was curious (understandably) and was asking about it - what it was, how it tasted… blah blah blah. I missed part of the conversation, but when I looked up, I saw him taking a few small bottles of Vodka from his cargo shorts while the girl with the coconut said, “Don’t worry, I ain’t got no diseases”. Brilliant! With that, he took a swig of Vodka and then sipped some coconut juice out of her straw. I think my jaw hit the floor. They met 4 stops ago and they’re already sharing a straw and a mini bottle of Vodka. And if that wasn’t bad enough, his girlfriend tried the same concoction and then the girls’ friend did the same thing. What a trusting group of idiots.

I couldn’t stop staring… who’s that STUPID??? I wonder if anyone of them woke up with a surprise this morning, or would the Vodka kill it?

Well, I guess this is one of those situations where you can’t say that New Yorkers aren’t friendly.

Oh, and just to make my stomach turn one more time, while I passed a Tasti-D-Lite on the way home today, I saw this guy sharing his cone…. with his dog. One lick for him, one slobbering lick for his big dog, one more lick for him and two more slobbering licks for his dog. Yummy.

No dinner for me - 2 nights in a row.