Hipsters hit a new low
Hipsters now eat baby food in order to remain skinny.
Hipsters are who again? I still don’t understand. While in college I thought they were the kids that listened to indie rock and by that definition I would have been a hipster. Then I thought it was only those kids that listened to emo. But now they seem to be this bastardized cult of non-native New Yorkers around the world who want badly TO BE or TO BE MADE in Brooklyn.
But now it seems as though hipsters are the class of people that will do anything to get attention.
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People from NYC are incredibly nearsighted.
care to elaborate on that, patty?
Patty’s a fan of irony.
Hipsters tend to do whatever it takes to be cool with their “scene” of choice. As do most folks. Eating baby food to stay skinny sounds as ridiculous as paying $1K for a meal for two. But it all happens.
But somehow the hipsters need for attention and maitenance of “coolness” somehow seeps, mighty imposingly, into everyone elses world. The guys spending one k in some shmancy restaurant don’t make a scene about it…it’s what they do as opposed to a show. Somehow ‘the hipsters’ seem to exude a profuse and grotesque amount of show for all to see. A point to prove? It reminds me of more fundamental religion…possibly at one point there was a movement with some meaning behind it, but now it appears as some painful addiction to mindless expression. Whatever the case I can’t get off the train in Williamsburg without falling into panic attack…it has, somehow, miraculously surpassed times square as a place of dread for me.
I hate you if you think spending a G on a dinner out is not for show. Do you really think a thousand dollar meal tastes that much better than a $200 meal or $20 delivery? No, but it’s a scene to be seen there. There’s hipsters and there’s wannabe hipsters. Real hipsters don’t eat baby food to stay skinny, they just do a lot of coke and other drugs, that’s a true hipster and you’re a true hate.