Law of the Universe #634792759: put something closeable and human-sized on the street, and someone, somewhere will crawl into it and get themselves trapped.

I’ve always been amused by the whole “remove the refrigerator door before you throw it away or else a child will suffocate inside it” thing, so maybe that’s why I also find it hilarious that yesterday a Brooklyn kid found himself stuck inside a mailbox.

I kid you not. A mailbox, people.

Um, federal offense, anyone? Clearly he’s a terrorist. I think there’s probably a cell in Guantanamo with his name on it–right next to a woman who tried to smuggle a big bottle of shampoo onto an airplane…