First, take the G, R, V, E, or F trains to 74th street, Jackson Heights in Queens. Sit in the middle cars. Then, transfer up to the Manhattan bound 7 train. You will climb I believe 4-sets of stairs and no escalators, have to walk further for the Manhattan bound train so right now you’re set. I did this today and couldn’t believe how the walk would just NOT end.

Once aboard the 7, get off at Grand Central and walk up 2-3 flights of stairs & 1 escalator to end up on Park Avenue and 42nd street.

You will not only be completely awake by this point but you’ll also have done some excellent cardio.

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