discount taxi rides

On several occassions I’ve gotten discounted cab rides in New York. (And I didn’t even have to perform favors!)

Here’s an easy step-by-step guide to getting a deal:

1) Be alone.
2) Be female.
3) Get in the cab and promptly tell the driver that you only have an X # of $s.
4) Tell the driver to drop you off anywhere when the meter gets to that X amount.
5) During the ride, remind the driver that you are totally OK with him dropping you off anywhere, just to seem honest.

He will be impressed with your respectfulness and feel a sense of macho honor. Since there’s a 99% chance that he is foreign, he will feel a deep sense of chivalry. In fact, he may even be shocked that you are out alone at 3 AM. If everything goes according to plan, he will drive you all the way to your destination for 50% of the real fare!

2 Comments so far

  1. joann Landers (unregistered) on June 16th, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

    Would not work in my taxi - I would kick your arse out at X # of $s - unless you were a male. ha-ha

  2. AskedRelic (unregistered) on June 16th, 2007 @ 9:47 pm

    If only I was a woman!


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