I was filling up my gas tank today unwillingly. $3.09 is the local price here for all you non-natives. I was filling it up and there was a dude who went inside. Out he came 2 minutes later with a fresh, ice cold can of beer. Knowing the particular gas station very well I knew the beer might not be the freshest…I’ve seen Kit Kats collect dust in there.

So according to standard protocol for such things the man taps his can of beer twice with his index fingernails, snaps open the can and takes a swig. His face is red already, but I think he’s already had a few. He hops in his red F150 truck of a car, puts the can in the holder and drives away. Some other drivers caught a glimpse of him and shook their heads in disapproval. I wish I had his license plate so I could post it on the site, but I don’t even know if it’s legal to do so.

Anyhow, there you have it kids, another ignorant redneck straight out of the hipster capital of the world.