I hate doing laundry. Hate it. It’s not the sorting of whites and colors, it’s not the sitting around while the laundry runs, it’s not even the part where you put your hand in the drying right after it stops and it comes out throbbing from the pain. No, the part that I absolutely hate is the folding.
Especially shirts.
And to add more frustration to my laundry situation, it seems that every woman I know can effortlessly fold a shirt in under two seconds just by throwing it up and “coaxing” it as it lands. I’ve tried to learn how to fold shirts like that, but like remembering to put the toilet seat down, I just can’t wrap my little brain around how to do it.
Being a single male, there are two solutions to my laundry-hating problem: 1) never do laundry and just buy new clothes all the time, or 2) have someone else do my laundry for me. While the first possible solution is the easiest, it is the least desirable financially, especially with the prices of everything in Manhattan. Thank goodness there’s a dry cleaners directly across the street from my apartment building that also does laundry. I can bring it in in the morning, and for $0.75 a pound, pick it up that night all folded up, and they even match socks!
That is, until this morning.
This morning, I picked up my laundry because I got home too late to pick it up last night. As I took things out of the bag, I noticed an interesting pairing of socks. These particular socks are my “apartment” socks that I wear instead of shoes (because the oh so wonderful woman downstairs has hearing that Superman would be jealous of). I have about six pairs of them, and they are either dark blue or gray. How they paired them like that is beyond me.
The funny thing is that there was an identical pair later on in the bag…
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