Oh come on, NYC is totally Hell on Earth.
Had dinner with friends last night at a new restaurant in Brooklyn (post to come about that), and when I got home I turned on the TV (as one is wont to do). Much to my delight, this year’s Halloween episode of South Park was on.
It was pretty funny, but it left me with one burning question: why would Satan choose Los Angeles over New York for his huge Halloween hoedown??? Seriously. In the battle for ultimate city to which Satan and his minions will ascend and throw their bash to end all Halloween bashes, there’s no way LA could hold a candle to NYC. I mean, if ever there was a city suited to the celebration of the darker side of the human spirit, this would be it, right? I get it that all the plastic surgery in LA amounts to a large sector of the population essentially wearing masks every day of the year, but come on…
I have to agree. Although that evil, liberal film industry’s out there doing the devil’s work. We only have soaps.
All joking aside, I think L.A. is Hell on Earth. It’s hot, smells and is full of really evil people. Last (coastal) place I’d like to be.