There are two things this city has a lot of, and those two things are 1.) Attitude and 2.) Small Dogs. The Attitude seems pretty self explanatory, so let’s focus on the one that’s totally INexplicable, the dogs. Without fail, every time I go outside I pass a minimum of seventy to seventy-five people walking these miniature, often bug-eyed pooches down the street. I am baffled. What is going on here? Where is this seemingly endless supply of small dogs coming from? Where do they stay during the day? And most importantly, how are they created? My theory is that they are actually rats wearing toupees, but I could be wrong. If anyone has the answers to these questions, please let me know. I am literally staying awake at night pondering these pressing, pressing issues.

2 Comments so far

  1. Matt (unregistered) on July 18th, 2006 @ 1:26 pm

    It seems to me that the miniature dogs only help with the attitude – look at me, I’m so special – look, my dogs think so too:)

  2. ~dana (unregistered) on July 18th, 2006 @ 2:47 pm

    it’s even more mind boggling when people have MATCHING miniature dogs

Terms of use | Privacy Policy | Content: Creative Commons | Site and Design © 2009 | Metroblogging ® and Metblogs ® are registered trademarks of Bode Media, Inc.