Finally. After months of changes and delays, the Strangers With Candy ^[1] movie opens today at a couple of theaters in the city. I feel it is my civic duty to put this information out there, considering that there doesn’t seem to have been a whole lot of promotion at this point, and well, where else can today’s youth turn with their questions about the dangers of becoming a 47-year-old ex-junkie whore with an alcoholic step-mother, a comatose father, a brother of ambiguous sexuality, two closeted male teachers who are totally gay for each other, a rather bullish female gym teacher, and temptation lurking around every corner?

What a world we live in. What a world. Someone has to prepare the kids. And who better than the likes of Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert?