Careful where you point that Sparkler
Be careful this July 4th because Mayor Bloomberg is enforcing the “No Fireworks” policy around the city. If you get caught transporting fireworks in your car, they have the right to take it away. It’s pretty ridiculous, but this year they are also rewarding $1,000 to folks who successfully rat out their sparkler-lighting neighbors and buddies.
How long will the man hold us down? How long?!
Let’s hope this will be the last year.