The sign supposedly read “Do Not Enter” but it was placed in such a way that even the most intelligent and cautious of drivers would not have entered. So what was the result? A $50 ticket from the NYC Parks Department representatives (jackasses) for going in an authorized only area at Flushing Meadows Corona Park ^[1]. Not only is this park the most confusing to get to by car, it also happens to be one of the least appealing. The reason I went? Some of my family members are attached to it in a sentimental way…that’s pretty much all that can be said about that.

The barely surpassing toy-cop duo stopped me in my driving tracks and informed me that I had committed a violation. . . along with 4 other cars that were stopped AND one that passed all of us by without being ticketed. That just passed by!

And after all of this, the “cop” actually LET ME GO THROUGH IN THE DIRECTION HE HAD TICKETED ME FOR. Have you ever been stopped at a red light only to be encouraged to do it again?

Are you effing kidding me? Goddamned asshole bitchass f****g f***s. ARGH. NOT GUILTY on all f***ing counts.