The Most Improbable News Segment

By dhaval mehta
April 23rd, 2006 @ 7:28 AM City Life, Television

I woke up today at 7:20 am and turned on ABC Channel 7 to see what was going on the news. Before me was the most irregular and improbable sight; a woman was sprawled across the newsdesk with 2 women and 1 guy in the middle behind her. The woman to the left of the screen was applying some sort of shaving mechanism to her entire leg – I mean this girl’s butt was definitely showing to the people behind her…it reminded me of Wayne’s World when they show the suck-cut – “shut it off man, it’s sucking my will to live!” said Garth.

This morning I just stared in amazement to how unimportant morning television news really is.

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3 Comments so far

  1. Bill (unregistered) on April 23rd, 2006 @ 4:44 pm

    Just unimportant *morning* news television? Dude, write off the entire news day.

    Bill


  2. Josh (unregistered) on April 23rd, 2006 @ 5:55 pm

    Why in the world are you up at 7:20am?


  3. Dhaval (unregistered) on April 23rd, 2006 @ 6:58 pm

    Went to bed at like 11:30. So, up at 7ish. I love life.



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