My Pride: Going Once, Going Twice, Sold.
I’ve recently agreed to take part in a charity bachelor auction a friend is putting on for her boss. A little too Saved By the Bell/90210/O.C. for my taste, but any opportunity where I can address a large crowd with a mic from a bully pulpit I’ll not-so-reluctantly oblige. I don’t anticipate pulling down any kind of significant bid, but free liquor is free liqour. (And there’s that whole charity thing too). My self-evaluated sticker price sits comfortably at $2.35 (for everything you see here). I have no idea what it’s gonna be like, but I do know that one of the following NYC personalities will be there. For those of you who will be in attendance please take note so you may bid accordingly:
Occupation: Investment Banker, Hedge Fund Manager, Broker, etc.
Interests: Money, Anal Sex.
Favorite Music: Billy Joel
Favorite Movie: Wall Street
Motto: “i-Bank, therefore I am”
Income: Undisclosed Trust Fund
Interests: They change every week. This week, homosexuality and homemade pasta.
Favorite Music: What’s that one band called from the UK? Yeah, yeah that one. They’re awesome.
Favorite Movie: Anything by Truffaut or Goddard. I can’t recall the actual titles movies off the top of my head though.
Motto: “What the fuck is breakfast? It’s called brunch. Loser.”
Occupation: W.A.M. (Waiter.Actor.Model)
Income: $25K, but something is gonna happen soon.
Interests: Making it, making it big, dating Kimberly Stewart.
Favorite Music: You’ve probably never heard of them. Oh, and Radiohead.
Favorite Movie: It’s called “The Bar” a movie my and I buddy wrote about our lives as bartenders trying to make it as actors. Darren Aaronofsky’s niece really liked it.
Motto: “I think I’d make a really good Survivor because…”
Full report to follow the event.