So, I’ve been looking for rooms on craigslist for the past week and EVERY DAY I see the same post. Apparently, these guys are having a hard time finding someone suitable to move into their Carroll Gardens apartment. You wanna know why?

$700 – christian nonsmoking roommates/sharing a house
Reply to: nyc4christ@verizon.net
Date: 2006-01-27, 9:35PM EST

brooklyn heights vic.carroll gardens
looking for a nonsmoking roommate
share house with 3 nonsmoking male bornagain christians under 30
share 3 bathrooms/big kitchen/XLL open area/3 floor house w backyard
15 by 15 bedroom with 2 sunny windows and lots of closet space
$700. per month with utilities
long or short term/unfurnised or furnished
move in asap or by feb one
646-671-3177
F or G train to carroll st

Anybody up for some Jesus with their morning coffee?