Dear Ladies,

Flip-flop weather is over.

No, it’s true. I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you, but if you haven’t noticed, it’s 50 degrees out there. I have seen scarves, gloves, and knitted hats already make appearances on the street. Hipsters have begun piling their sweatshirts on under their blazers to protect against the cold. It’s time to switch to your fleece-lined Louis Vuitton bag to shove your tiny little dog into so he won’t get hypothermia, and it’s time to put your damn feet away. I don’t care if your pedicure from a week ago still looks fresh, or if it’s so fresh you’re still walking around with toilet paper twined between your toes. There will be no more flip-flops from here on, until at least Memorial Day.

In other words, bring out the Uggs.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Nora