I know this news is a couple days old but it just now occurred to me, yes I’m slow, that this Freedom Tower should actually be called Freedom Penis. Especially in the above photo, it emanates all its phallic qualities.

From what I hear, this lil’ island was attacked by some “terrorists” several years ago and now after lots of bureaucratic mini-penis fights, the people in charge (guess what? all men!) finally agreed to thrust a big bad erect one into the center of the wound.

So, there you have it, men and their toys. (Except that this toy costs some taxpayers some money.)