Sometimes I Heart The Upper East Side and Sometimes I’m Just Plain Gay For It
There have been some whispers about the UES. Apparently, one time LESers are getting all up in my UES Kool Aid without prior knowledge of its flavah.
So here’s some red powdered sugar for that ass…
As De Tocqueville or Art Lowe once remarked, it is easier for the world to believe a simple lie than the complex truth. So, for that reason and the impatient, naked Asian concubine floundering about my bed, allow me to say that the Upper East Side is GREAT!!! I’m often asked, what time is it? To which I reply, fuck the time suckah, lemme tell you bout a lil
i wanted to read the post article, but i really didn’t want to register at nypost.com
the only beef i have with the ues is that it’s hogging all the sweet museums. and that everybody’s so rich, it’s almost like a chip on their shoulder.
but hey, mike, prove me wrong, host a party or something. with classy beers.
Here is the Post article via Lexis Nexis:
HEADLINE: DOWN WITH UPTOWN – FED UP WITH DOWNTOWN, A NEW CROWD FALLS FOR UPPER EAST SIDE; IT
I totally called this shit. I knew once I moved to the UES, it would become hot(t).
Yorkville is the new Williamsburg, without all the pretentious and desperate trendy people of gentrified Brooklyn.
And Michael and I are living la-harge.
(Don’t hate)
art, i’d be living large, too, if i had your job.
also, the article sort of says that the ues is still lame. it’s just that downtown has become unbearably hip.
ahhhhh, the joys of brooklyn.