Can’t blog…brain melting
Deepest apologizes to our faithful readers for the lack of recent updates. Our site was down for some maintenance yesterday, but mostly (and I think I speak for everyone here) it’s just been too hot to think, write, type or do anything even remotely productive. Summer hit us here in NYC this week like a ton o’ bricks and to say the heat is oppressive is definitely an understatement. Stay tuned for some updates this weekend. For now, here’s a little haiku I wrote about the heat:
What happened to spring?
Cheers to Air Conditioning
Without which we
lay out in the sun
my butt cheeks burn like fire now
dare if you slap me
Short Skirted Sidewalks
Jews Lose the War With Back Sweat
Coat Checkers Homeless