I’m one of those — those assholes. The one you catch looking over your shoulder to check out what you’re reading, the one who follows along with you.

I’m not the only one guilty of that in this picture, so that’s cool, but I still feel slightly prick-ish. But, I can’t help it. I get so bored.

Here, in the foreground, you’ll see I was readin’ some dude’s magazine. I was trying to learn how to cook the perfect pork chop.

Unfortunately, a great chop cannot be cooked in a microwave. I guess I’ll stick with my Aunt Jemima Griddlecake Sandwiches.

Note: Aunt Jemima, if you’re reading this, that WAS a plug. To send me free sandwiches, please e-mail me for my mailing address. Thank you.

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