Warning: The individual seats located in the first and last cars of the new trains, which are meant for disabled persons but used by everyone else, do not retract slowly back into place after their use. The MTA cannot afford this kind of advanced technology. So…

THEY SNAP!

It’s a violent snap. A whipping snap. The kind of snap that startles me and makes me pee a litt–the kind of snap that startles people.

So, yeah. You’ve been warned. And, damnit, if I catch any of you neglect guiding the seat slowly back to its original position, I will punch you in the mouth. You too, Grandma.

‘Cause I’m sick of it.

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