This is how it spreads. IT. Remember ^[1]?

The audacity of this woman! And, the ignorance of this man! It’s astounding. After she shoved those filthy potato chips down her throat, they totally macked. It’s a good thing I hadn’t had much to eat — I only dry heaved.

But, when their kids are born with scrotums for chins, we’ll all know why. So, I better not catch any of you engaging in the same behavior — uh, both eating on the train AND having babies with Peter Griffin chins, I guess.

Shudder.