Springtime!
Now that it’s spring, I’ve been wondering a few things.

Are these people waiting in Line:
A) As an homage to The Line in LA- currently reenacting the
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Now that it’s spring, I’ve been wondering a few things.

Are these people waiting in Line:
A) As an homage to The Line in LA- currently reenacting the
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HA! Great post, dude. But, I have to tell you, mascots freak. Me. Out. They REALLY do. Because, the expression on those masks never change; it’s just so fuckin’ creepy. You’ve probably seen a mascot get attacked, right? Maybe it was you, even. But, even in pain, or even when absolutely furious, those damn masks tell a completely different story, and it’s very, very unsettling.
Don’t fear the ’scots! We’re really very cynical underneath all that prefabricated happiness.
Plus, the permahappiness is great for photo ops with little kids that are annoying you. You can swear, stick your tongue out, and do horrid, horrid things behind the mask, and yet the photo always turns out perfect with the same goofy smile on your face!
You should come to Coney Island this summer and I gaurantee I can remove this mascot prejudice you have!