SUBWAY FOLK: Automated Apologies
Wondering where that package of yours is?
If you were expecting a delivery today around 4 p.m. and you never received it, this dude probably had it. On the 4 train. For almost an hour. Goddamn delays.
But at least he wasn’t driving a rickshaw up 8th Ave.
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So that’s why my packages always arrive two days later than scheduled with DHL!