Dude, you’re fucking weird. What the hell was that ‘I am from Heaven and your lighting here on earth is too strong for my unearthly eyes’ shit? Know what it was? uh, the greatest thing i’ve ever heard in my life, that’s what. You are a beautiful car accident my friend. Watching you cover your eyes first with your elbow, then your mask-shaped cardboard cut out (yea, read that again), all while telling us that you were sent from heaven for our nineteen year old girls was nothing short of brilliant. Do you have a best friend? If not, i’m so fucking there. I don’t care about your perforated Cancun tank top or that you’re a five foot Mescan with dripping jerry curls. You’re awesome!

p.s. whatever you were on I gotta get my hands on. contact me throught the comments section.