HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NIKES AND MY KOOL-AID? I HAVE A SPACESHIP TO CATCH…

So, the old adage about the Almighty watching over children and drunks is true: hundreds of thousands of people killed for no other reason than they were stupid enough to be born in the wrong country, yet nothing, not even a minor-league plague of locusts, stops Bush from taking office for his second term. Thanks a lot, Yahweh.

Anyway, here’s a headline from nytimes.com:
“President Bush pledged to seek ‘freedom in all the world’ as the surest path to peace in an era of terrorism across the globe.”

Good thing his speech writers edited GW’s first draft, which had the next sentence as:
“That’s right: PEACE. Even if I have to kill every single one of you non-American motherfuckers, there’s going to be PEACE up in this bee-yatch. God is OURS, damn it, He blesses US, and don’t you forget it you dirt-worshipping heathens – I’ll shove freedom so far down your fucking throats you’ll bleed from your collective anus. But don’t worry – when it’s over with, I’ll cut your taxes and tell you that I love you…Bush Deuce OUT!”

3 Comments so far

  1. Michael (unregistered) on January 20th, 2005 @ 1:23 pm

    “now watch me hit this drive”


  2. crackerjack (unregistered) on January 21st, 2005 @ 4:33 am

    “freedom in all the world is surest path to peace” – well, I’ll be…


  3. Josh (unregistered) on January 21st, 2005 @ 12:18 pm

    Exactly. Subtlety and nuance aren’t exactly this administration’s strong points. Most statements have the complexity of “RAPE IS BAD,” but GW says it with such “aw-shucks” conviction that you KNOW he’s just realizing it himself for the first time.



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