Holiday Give Away

By nyc_michael
November 30th, 2004 @ 2:49 PM Uncategorized

In the spirit of the Holidays and my girl Nora, fellow NYC metroblogger, I am offering up the following items that i found while cleaning out my apartment to those in need.

1) Pile of meat.

2) 1995 ZAGATs

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3 Comments so far

  1. Nora (unregistered) on December 1st, 2004 @ 2:42 pm

    Please tell me the Applebee’s thing is a joke. It’s a great joke, and very funny, but sometimes it’s hard to tell Zagat’s from a parody of Zagat’s, it comes so close to being a parody of itself… all I can picture is Chris Farley making finger-quotes as he reads aloud to the long-suffering Adam Sandler sitting next to him.


  2. brian lam (unregistered) on December 3rd, 2004 @ 5:52 am

    boomerang VHS. I have that.

    That girl is bad. She could be Mrs. Marcus Graham.

    LLOOOVE shoulda brouht yo ass home last night!

    BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

    HEY, you know that girl that I met at the Emergency room? Well BABY GOT HER STICHES OUT! (High five)

    who would have thought a girl that fine would have hammer time in her shoes.


  3. michael (unregistered) on December 3rd, 2004 @ 10:32 am

    “Now Marcus, I heard some girl got you pussy whipped. What you need to do is turn it around and whip that pussy.”



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