Let me get this straight: days after the 2004 intelligence reform bill turned information-gathering agencies into theory-supporting institutions, I now find out that we’ll be subjected to public service announcements about terrorism. That Bush administration – just not that subtle, are they? It would be nice if they went to the effort of linking cause and effect in all their policies, wouldn’t it? For example: “President Bush is proud that his new environmental bill was passed this afternoon. Oh, by the way, leading experts predict cancer rates to rise by 600% in the next two years.” Or, down the road: “The Bush family congratulates Jeb on his election to the office of President. At this time, all citizens are asked to please grab their ankles and prepare for penetration.”