An Open Letter to My Heater

First and foremost let me apologize for kicking you this morning. Sometimes it

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5 Comments so far

  1. An old friend (unregistered) October 20th, 2004 3:14 am

    Orel, you have gone off the deep end, stay off the drugs, isten to me, I’m only trying to help

  2. Nora (unregistered) October 20th, 2004 10:49 am

    Yes! Awesome! I am so with you on this one… (except for the porn part)

  3. evan gordon (unregistered) October 20th, 2004 9:56 pm

    f u

  4. youreafreak (unregistered) October 20th, 2004 9:58 pm

    At the moment I am speechless, all I can muster at this point is: please, please, for the love of god, don’t ever come back to the “left coast”

    Fag.

  5. Sherri (unregistered) October 26th, 2004 9:07 am

    Sheesh, some people have no sense of humor. Why are these people allowed to speak, type, and otherwise communicate with the rest of the world? Anyhow, I got a good laugh out of this little post.

    And Micheal? You can have my radiator…it’s the most overachieving thing on the planet. My apartment feels like Death Valley.


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