A Modest Proposal gets a facelift, with mustard and some relish…
Finally! Someone gets my Jonathan Swift Humor! I cannot even count how many times I have been waiting for my food in a restaurant and been bothered by some particularly annoying children only to suggest “A Modest Proposal” to kill two birds with one stone, only to be greeted by blank stares. Perhaps I am not destined to be misunderstood after all…
Regardless, I plan on heading up to 27th and Broadway to eat a hotdog and pick up a copy of The Compassionate Republican’s Guide to Mastering the Art of Human Cookery and if you enjoy cannibalism humor and dirty-water dogs, you probably should too.


