Hungover, chilling on the couch, watching this nutty-with-extra-nuts Yanks/Bosox game (and on a side note…Jason Varitek? Way to sucker-punch A-Rod with your mask still on, bitch. What’s with those guys? Anyway…), who to my wondering eye should appear but Juan “Goggles McGee” Padilla. Where’d he come from? Why wasn’t I informed? Because he is keee-yute! And I kind of love the goggles!
Not the greatest pitching I’ve ever seen, though.

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